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By johnny (Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 03:46:41 PM EST) (all tags)
My sister Mugs has a question about cameras, computers, and memory sticks.

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By johnny (Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 12:23:55 PM EST) (all tags)
I spent three hours recently talking with this guy and visiting this place, which he founded.

More about that later.


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By johnny (Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 05:13:10 PM EST) (all tags)
Yesterday evening we did the "paddle out" for my brother Paul, which is a surfer tradition of farewell.

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By johnny (Wed Jul 23, 2008 at 12:27:55 AM EST) (all tags)
Tonight I went, with Dear Wife, to a big-ole "slow food" pot luck dinner at the Ag Hall, which is a big-ole barn out in a field where they have the County Fair every summer and the Christmas pageant every winter.

Michael Pollan, author of "The Omnivore's Dilemma", gave a talk afterwards. Then a string band played.


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By johnny (Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 01:54:57 AM EST) (all tags)

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By johnny (Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 09:18:31 PM EST) (all tags)
In a clear violation of the principle of separation of church and state, a bunch of Tibetan monks of the Dalai Lama variety spent the last four days at Martha's Vineyard Regional High School, making a sand mandala, and then destroying it. This is their equivalent of the Catholic mass, with a sacrifice and all. It's an art show, but you no fool me. It's a religious ceremony first and foremost. Good whiney librul that I am, I was outraged by this incursion of religious mumbo-jumbo into the public arena.

NOT!

Man, it was so fucking cool!

In other news, I quit the Democratic Party again. This time perhaps for good.


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By johnny (Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 10:18:17 AM EST) (all tags)
I had a dream about Atreides and Welsh Girl last night. It took place at my home/private amusement park (kind of like a very scary Michael Jackson style Neverland). There was some confusion about where we were supposed to meet, but I finally caught up with them at the Millennium Falcon Ride, which you could only get to by crossing a moat. Atreides liked the ride a lot, but Welsh Girl thought it was stupid. She and I both kind of hated my house.

Welsh Girl was very tall, about 6'3", and not friendly. She was preoccupied with hers and Atreides' children, of which there were five: two each from a previous marriage, and the middle one, who was twelve years old and born last week, with an attitude.

As Welsh Girl turned strode away from me very quickly, I realized who she was:


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By johnny (Sat May 31, 2008 at 10:06:49 AM EST) (all tags)
Long long time ago, Dear Wife and I found ourselves in an elevator car in Boston along with four extremely tall gentlemen.

After they got out and we were out of earshot, she asked me, "Do you know who they were?"

I said, "Kurt Rambis, AC Green, Byron Scott, James Worthy."

She said, "Why didn't you say hello?"

I replied, "What the hell is wrong with you?"


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By johnny (Wed May 28, 2008 at 10:08:47 PM EST) (all tags)
Please report status.

Also, it has been quite a damn while since you graced us with a diary about traveling on this particular run. What gives. Thanks.

(For those not in on the joke, this is role reversal. Usually it's K nagging me about not writing on schedule).


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By johnny (Sat May 24, 2008 at 11:32:20 PM EST) (all tags)
Went to a wedding today in a lovely Catholic church in Gardner, Massachusetts. The last time I was in that church was 14 months ago, when Older Daughter was baptized and confirmed into the Catholic faith (from which I fled 35 years ago).

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